You were very girly once upon a time.ĭeb: That's funny. Masuka: I have two words: autoerotic mummificationĭexter: I remember your first words: shoes. Some experiences are so big they change your DNA. Lumen : I mean, that guy's clearly a freak, but I don't know him.ĭexter: If that's the watch Lumen heard, I'll make sure it accompanies you to the bottom of the Atlantic.ĭeb: S-t a brick and f-k me with it, you're never going to believe who this truck is registered to.ĭexter: He doesn't need Saint Brigid he has father Dexter.ĭexter: That's either a saint or the most boring action figure I've ever seen.ĭexter: Sometimes partners find us, and as much as we try to push them away, they work their way into our lives, regardless - until we finally realize how much we need them.ĭexter: Lumen didn't witness her mother's murder, but she was born in blood like me. Really normal.ĭexter: Dad once told me that some people deserve to die. Jordan (out loud): You're one tough nut to crack you know that, Dexter?ĭexter (still thinking): I wish he'd stop doing that.ĭeb: If it's working, who am I to poop on your parade?ĭexter: Jordan promises change, but he also accepts credit cards.ĭexter: I've never been around so many people who made me feel normal. Lumen: Share something with her - what you did when you were her age.ĭexter (thinking to himself): Jordan is one tough nut to crack. If I asked her to reopen it, I might as well put my balls in a vice - and not in a hot way either In her eyes, I'm not a monster at all.ĭexter: Yeah, I'm at a battle of wills with my drunk, shoplifting teenage step-daughter - and she's going to wi They f-ing poke each other on Facebookĭexter: With Lumen, I'm someone different.
Lumen: You've been my only way through this.ĭexter: I guess we both met each other at the right time.ĭeb: Turns out Cole and him are buddies. But I want you to be happy.ĭexter : Don't be sorry your darkness is gone. More after the jump!ĭexter: I don't like him at all.
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